24 Rejected Olympic Events We'd Be Great At

The Olympics are great for wasting time while sleeping off a hangover on the couch, but we've always found the overachieving athletes hard to identify with. We asked you to create some events that even the profoundly lazy could get in on. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by luvthecubs

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Entry by stickfig

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Entry by roguematt

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Entry by stickfig

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Entry by SpannyTampson

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Entry by Scarin

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Entry by HaywireLiar

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Entry by morder79

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Entry by luvthecubs

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Entry by luvthecubs

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Entry by junkpunch

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Entry by Jorster

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Entry by HanYolo

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Entry by greengeekgirl

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Entry by andrealibs

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Entry by dandazzle

50 0 02 A ens 2004 CO TOWEL WHIP

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CRACKED.COM Men's Pruning semi-finals: Canada VS. Germany Time passed: Water : 4:47hrs lukewarm Susreiov obo Ted Flemmings Frank Dingel

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Entry by bazooka

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Entry by aerodynamite

CRAGKEDCOM HOT HANDS PRELIMINARIES USA: 3 NDON GERMANY: 1 USA

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Entry by Perusse

24 Rejected Olympic Events We'd Be Great At

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Entry by AzISeeIt

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