Unless it's a quirky romantic comedy, fictional characters usually just fall right into their most significant relationships without having to struggle too much. We asked you to show them to us in the context of the often humiliating experience of online dating. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by SKBOriginals

GALACTIC FRIEND FINDER JEAN-LUC The thing Jean-Luc is looking for in a relationship: To boldly go where no man has gone before (flexible) The thing Je

Entry by Kevandre

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Entry by thelemabot

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Entry by fairfax

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