J.K. Rowling Wouldn’t Let Robin Williams Audition for ‘Harry Potter’ Parts
Williams wanted to play either Hagrid or Lupin, but Rowling wanted Americans to stay out of her series
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21 Mae Martin Begrudgingly Name Drops Dave Chappelle for His ‘Bad Faith’ Trans Jokes ‘With Real-Life Consequences’ in New Netflix Special
Martin would rather talk about their dad’s insane comments on their conception, but Chappelle just won’t shut up about trans people
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13 Bizarre Bits Of Trivia That Slaked Our Ceaseless Thirst For Knowledge For One Brief, Blessed Moment
Not even Toblerone is safe anymore.
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Professional Weirdo Jeff Goldblum Makes Seth Meyers Sing on His Own Show
Goldblum and Meyers accidentally sparked some chemistry à la Audrey Hepburn
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5 Personal Details Revealed Through Famous People’s Autopsies
We didn’t think Michael Jackson could be any weirder, but he was
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Home Improvements The Future Will Bring, If It Has The Balls
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Isn't it annoying how you have to walk all the way to your refrigerator to get a beer? And how your TV won't give you a hand job while you're watching The View? Why hasn't technology fixed these inconveniences?
We asked you to photoshop the home improvements you want to see from the future, and offered $50 to the winner. That winner is below, but first, the runners-up:
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