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What The World Would Look Like If The Other Side Won The War

By CRACKED Staff August 21, 2008 354,220 views
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"What if the Nazis had won World War II?" is a question every bad sci-fi writer has asked, and probably written a book about, at some point. The truth is there's no limit to all of the weird-ass ways the world would be different if one of the major wars had gone the other way.

We asked you to ponder that, and photoshop the results. The winner (who gets $50 for their trouble) is below, but first, the runners-up:

#15.


by stkmikey


#14.


by aznangel


#13.


by MikeyHaskell


#12.


by Twilightcall


#11.


by JamesArk


#10.


by pizzamogul


#9.


by mcpuddle


#8.


by McBatman


#7.


by damnluckydog


#6.


by dibens


#5.


by blemm


#4.


by pdgaert8928


#3.


by AceJustice


#2.


by charlatantric


And the winner is...


by codespyder



Congrats, codespyder. You win money.

Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. This week's theme is:

What networks need to do to get us to watch TV again.

Viewership continues to fall as our generation spends more time on the internet and gaming. So what would the networks have to do to get us to watch again? New shows? Improvements on existing ones? Spin-offs? Bringing old shows back in a new way? Ingenius new promotional stunts? Use your imagination and photoshop the results.

Post your entries in the forums.

If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here.



Could someone tell me why "RedMenace = Moron"

As for number three, in the war of 1812, America fought england and france fought against the coalition of nations led by england.

12/19/2008 7:03:06 PM
S3PARADIGM

so many of these are cold war jokes. i did like the one of the ewok dressed as a stormtrooper.

11/9/2008 9:05:04 AM
mtrix534

for once the number 1 actually deserves to be number 1

10/7/2008 11:34:27 AM
rugby

RedMenace = Moron

9/25/2008 11:13:30 AM
Anna Sassin

I was hoping to see more nazis and less confederates in this one. Eh.

9/25/2008 5:31:14 AM
prime_pm

There were almost no ads in Soviet Russia. Newsboards which listed movies, small motivational posters, and that was all to it.
Also, no gfs (immoral), no calling someone a f*g (grounds for murder).

9/23/2008 10:34:39 AM
MissVigilant

I think that Blue Alert one is hilarious.

9/18/2008 7:33:29 AM
dannymalt

I wonder if Noirakita still thinks that Gore won the 2000 election.

9/12/2008 2:38:44 PM
boone

#10 ain't real?! We lost?! Dang it! As for the Yankee lady whining about my Virginia;why don't you just leave? I-95 North
Bye now. Wasn't that easy?

9/11/2008 4:30:37 AM
VaSteve

#10 is my favorite, only because I'm a northerner stuck in Virginia, and there are many, many, MANY rednecks here who think the south won. *rolls her eyes*

8/30/2008 7:56:54 PM
Noirakita

it seems that those crackheads messed up nazis and communists.

idiots

8/27/2008 1:25:41 AM
user

RedMenace: chillax comrade, it's just supposed to be funny.

#13 made me swallow my gum.

oh, I Ganja!

8/26/2008 2:39:54 PM
iGanja

I find it interesting that most of these deal with the Soviets winning rather than the nazis.

8/26/2008 1:34:27 PM
Pootah

hey redmenace, you are f*****g retarded in so many ways.

8/24/2008 1:25:34 PM
manbat

@Treasure: The cyrillic letter to represent the sound of the 'u' in 'gun' is actually 'a'. The cyrillic 'у' in fact sounds like 'oo' in 'poop'. Bullshit, I'm telling you.

8/24/2008 3:11:16 AM
room237

There isn't a cyrillic letter to represent the sound of the 'u' in 'gun'. The 'у' is the closest vowel sound.

8/23/2008 11:58:38 PM
Treasure

All is bullshit.

8/23/2008 6:49:01 AM
room237

#15- What exactly is a "Top Goon"? Why is an F-14 attacking the Statue of Liberty? And Tom Cruise flies for Aeroflot, the airline?(I won't even ask why he has mustache)
#12- You forgot 1 thing, there is no advertising of Capitalist brands in the Soviet States of America. And a T-34 in Times Square, why?
#11- The best of anti-Soviet stereotypes. Seriously is it too difficult to invent a game called "Oligarch" where the purpose is to ruthlessly take over State Industries?
#3- I am confused. When did Napoleon fight the US? I thought he gave you the Louisiana Purchase?
#1- Why is everybody labeled "comrade"? You really think Russians go around calling each other "comrade"? And Social Networking sites are actually quite popular in the former USSR.

8/23/2008 5:21:13 AM
RedMenace

11 pwned.

8/23/2008 4:05:28 AM
LeeMalia

Winner is lame. 9 or 10 should have won.

8/23/2008 2:00:20 AM
Wallsy