There are certain jobs where it helps to think like a five-year-old. As Big taught us, being an eight-year-old trapped in a toy designer's body gives you an unfair advantage, and as every Robin Williams movie taught us, being a kid trapped in a gorilla's body makes you the best dad ever.

We asked you to show us what it would look like if the most important jobs in the world were don't by kids. The winners are below, but first the runners up ...

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