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Theoretically, humans have evolved to read one another's body language and pick up subtle messages others are sending to us. Unfortunately, there are still way too many people who seem oblivious to nuance and act like jerks anyway.

To remedy that, we asked readers to create signs, labels, shirts, tattoos, etc., inscribed with clear messages that are literally impossible to misinterpret.

Entry by bazooka

CRACKEDOON CALLING SHOTGUN IS REQUIRED TO OCCUpy THIS SEAT

Entry by K. Haeg

Nope, not pregnant, SO don't ask. CRACKED

Entry by bazooka

PLEASE SHUT UP & WATCH THE MOVIE. THANK YOU.

Entry by Bill Mead

FRAT seti'e AE Lee se Awkward I have forgotten your name and have spent this entire conversation trying to remember it. Kevin? Rory? CRAGKEDOON

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