14 Bits Of Trivia That Blasted Our Thalami Like It Was Leg Day For The Brain

Anyone who has tasted the sweet nectar of Baja Blast knows it’s worth coming out of a coma for.

Authors: By Reba C, Andres Diplotti
Published: March 24, 2023
Comments: 9

‘The Simpsons’ Predicted Our Stupidity Again As Florida Decides That Michelango’s David is Pornography

Michelangelo’s masterwork got a Florida principal fired — next, they’re coming for ‘Itchy & Scratchy’

Authors: By Keegan Kelly
Published: March 24, 2023
Comments: 9

Rotating-Host ‘Daily Show’ More Popular Than Trevor Noah’s

There's no lose here, and Comedy Central needs a win.

Authors: By Matt Solomon
Published: March 24, 2023
Comments: 1

It Turns Out Sweet Dee from ‘It’s Always Sunny...’ Actually Is a Bird

Rob McElhenney retweeted a picture from early ‘Always Sunny’ that reminds us of who Sweet Dee really is underneath the makeup

Authors: By Keegan Kelly
Published: March 24, 2023
Comments: 1

James Bond Is Slowly Being Taken Over by Comedians

Phoebe Waller-Bridge will have more creative control going forward, and a lauded comic actress might be the next M

Authors: By Keegan Kelly
Published: March 24, 2023
Comments: 1

Instructions You Feel Ought To Be Out There

By:: Cracked Plasticians

January 10, 2020

Cracked pays people to make smart memes. Visit the Photoplasty and Pictofacts Workshop to get in on it.

Theoretically, humans have evolved to read one another's body language and pick up subtle messages others are sending to us. Unfortunately, there are still way too many people who seem oblivious to nuance and act like jerks anyway.

To remedy that, we asked readers to create signs, labels, shirts, tattoos, etc., inscribed with clear messages that are literally impossible to misinterpret.