Instructions You Feel Ought To Be Out There

Please note: These won’t work on people who can’t read.
Instructions You Feel Ought To Be Out There

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Theoretically, humans have evolved to read one another's body language and pick up subtle messages others are sending to us. Unfortunately, there are still way too many people who seem oblivious to nuance and act like jerks anyway.

To remedy that, we asked readers to create signs, labels, shirts, tattoos, etc., inscribed with clear messages that are literally impossible to misinterpret.

DON'T TALK TO ME WHEN I'M WEARING ARCBUDS
If sit by you me, I will fart. CRACKED COM
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CRACKEDOON DON'T ASK ME TO JUST TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR BROKEN COMPUTER FOR FREE.
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CRACKEDOON CALLING SHOTGUN IS REQUIRED TO OCCUpy THIS SEAT
CRAGKEDOON I'm here to work out, not to get hit on
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CRACKEIDGON IF YOU DONOT WANT AN ITEM. PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU GOT IT!
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Nope, not pregnant, SO don't ask. CRACKED
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MY TOUCH DON'T DOG SERVICE CRACKED COM
PLEASE SHUT UP & WATCH THE MOVIE. THANK YOU.
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CRACKED CO COM Don't ask me if I'm alone, or if you can buy me a drink.
Ask permission before rubbing the belly. CRAGKED COM
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Please 5 minutes to to adjust allow waking after life GRAGKEDAON
CRACKED CON HANDS OFF!
THIS IS NOT LOCALLAM ey. CRACKED CO
CRACKEDCON STEP BACK IF YOU CAN READ THIS. YOU ARE INVADING STEPBACX VOUCAN MY PERSONAL SPACE. REATIS
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