The Man Who Was Killed By His Own Beard

A 16th-century Dutch mayor named Hans Staininger had the most magnificent face full of whiskers the world had ever seen — a hirsute magnificence that ultimately proved to be his undoing

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Celebrities We'd Like To See On Reality Shows

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SHARK MAGA ANK MOWER

Cracked pays people to make smart memes. Visit the Photoplasty and Pictofacts Workshop to get in on it.

You can pretty much draw a straight line now between a celebrity's career declining and their appearance on reality TV. So we asked our readers to show us, with the magic of Photoshop, what reality shows fading celebrities should -- or are likely to -- appear on next. That way, when these actually happen, we can all feel smug.

The best entry is below, but first, the runners-up:

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