15 Everyday Products, And Why You Actually Buy Them

We've given up on truth in advertising and would settle for truth in packaging.
15 Everyday Products, And Why You Actually Buy Them

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Companies spend a staggering amount of money on their product name, slogan, packaging, and so on. Which is odd, considering how infrequently those things reflect the true reason consumers purchase them. So we asked our plasticians to use their magical image manipulation powers to redesign product packages to make them more honest.

Or at least to honestly reflect why they buy the things they do.

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