How Normal People Do Things And How YOU Do Things

Weird? Or -- now hear us out -- brilliant?
How Normal People Do Things And How YOU Do Things

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It's easy to assume that the way you do things is the default way, because it's pretty much all you know. It's only when you venture out into the world that you begin to suspect that your approach to life has been a little, uh, unconventional. But there's no way to be sure, right? Maybe there is. We asked readers to show us the way they do ordinary stuff, that doesn't line up with the conventionally-accepted way. So you can compare notes.

EATING A BURGER MOST PEOPLE Take bites out of it Me 1st I eat Last each part separately 2nd
HOLDING A PENCIL.. HOW MOST PEDPLE oo IT. HOW DD IT. I LIKE THE ADDED CONTROL GIVEN BY THE EXTRA FINGER AND OVERLAPPING THUMB. CRAGh
SITTING AT A COMPUTER MOST PEOPLE ME FACING FORWARD TWISTED AROUND SIDEWAYS LEGS UNDER DESK LEGS CROSSED
A normal person just eats a Snickers. CKeis I dip it IPICERS in my SNCKER coffee.
MY FRIENDS PACKING FOR A TRIP EVERYTHING IS PACKED METHODICALLY. CLOTHES ARE FOLDED METICULOUSLY. THEY KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IS IN THEIR SUITCASE. ME PACK
Most people text aaa bonaaamo with their / OFLE thumbs. ecy Mm 10237- MIN I use my index finger. CRACKEDOON
Most people eat soup with a spoon. I like to drink it from a mug. CRACKED
Most people sleep on one pillow. I sleep right in the middle of two pillows. CRACKEDCO
How people without OCD turn off a light Click. Off. Done. Versus how I turn off a light Off, on, off, on, off - dammit! Had a negative thought. Try ag
EATING ERENCH ERES MOST PEOPLE ME Pour fries Eat with directly into their hands. my mouth. CRACKEDC
How normal people text How I text (I always perform the words as I type them, to see how they sound) CRACKED.COM
Hunkering down to sleep: MOST zZZZ PEOPLE: Like a person- Sized spoon. 22Z- Like a kitty cat. CRACKED.OON
Most people like fries on the side... I like mine on the INside CRACKED COM
PICKING THINGS UP OFF THE GROUND MOST PEOPLE Bend down and use their hands. ME I use my feet. (Don't judge me)
CRACKEDOONT Eating Spaghetti MOST PEOPLE Me Twist the noodles I use a knife to around their fork. cut the noodles. ACCEPTABLE
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