How To Survive Holiday Parties In Just Three Steps
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The holidays are here, and even if you're well-adjusted, you're probably dreading at least some of the social events. Office parties, family parties, neighborhood get-togethers, gift exchanges with friends -- all are rife with opportunities for awkwardness.
Please enjoy the following tips for getting through them relatively unscathed.
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