Things We Worry About, And The Insane Ways They've Changed

You’re not imagining things. There’s way more to worry about, nowadays.
Things We Worry About, And The Insane Ways They've Changed

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It seems like everyone's worried, right now. It's not that we haven't been worrying all our lives - that's human nature. What has changed is the things we currently need to worry about. We've changed. Our lives have changed. The world has changed.

We asked our readers to show us side-by-side comparisons of the things they used to worry about, vs. the things they worry about now. The winner is below, but first, the runners-up:

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Things We Worry About, And The Insane Ways They've Changed
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Things We Worry About, And The Insane Ways They've Changed
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THEN OUT-OF- CONTROL ROBOTS CREATING MAYHEM NOW ROBOT VACUUMS GETTING STUCK ON CARPET
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