Cracked pays people to make smart memes. Visit the Photoplasty and Pictofacts Workshop to get in on it.

Sometimes it seems like everyone around you -- and even the universe itself -- is following some sort of guidebook that you don't have a copy of. Meanwhile, you're like some bystander who stumbled into a flash mob and doesn't know the choreography. We're here to help, so here are a bunch of laws and rules that don't seem to be written down anywhere, that everyone else seems to know.

Entry by

STEAMI SMMER FOPORN COOK WARNING TIME 1 MICROWAVING FISH 4 IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR 7 SOCIAL STANDING IN 8 THIS OFFICE. TIMER SET/OFF 1981 VENT FAN CRACKE

Want more Cracked in your life?

Get the One Cracked Fact daily newsletter! With exclusive content & links to the best from Cracked every day, it’s the only email you need. 
Starts July 26th, sign up now!

Forgot Password?