If You Had To Describe Yourself Using Fictional Characters

Who needs adjectives to describe ourselves when we can just use famous pop culture characters?
If You Had To Describe Yourself Using Fictional Characters

We've reached the point in our society where pop culture is so ingrained in our brains that it's easier to describe ourselves using fictional characters than it is to use adjectives.

Well, at least certain aspects of those characters. For example ...

I am Larry David Curb Enthus 33081780 minus the money that excuses that kind of behavior
CRACKED cO COM am... a little naive like Todd Flanders Buttho Surfery a cat person like Eleanor Abernathy TIME a hard worker like the Inanimate carbon
I'm Sheldon Cooper Without girlfriend and college degree.
KNOW ONE UGLY NOTHING MOTHER LIKE JON PREDATOR CRACKED.COM HULK SMASH!
MY SCHOOL LIFE MERICAN as explained by 1. Stifler 2. Finch 3. Oz 4. Jim 5. Kev 6. Sherman 1. Who I wanted to be. 4. Who my friends thought
Judge Haller's devotion to procedure Miss Granger's devotion to + books Mr. Spock's devotion to t logic half of their combined smarts me CRACKED COM
My personality: Explained Daria: Hermione: 13% Nihilistic & Sassy, bossy 18% cynical know-it-alll Samwise: Loyal, but Holden Caulfield: always hungry
FRANKENSTEIN'S L... MONSTER ARE FRIENDLY YET AWKWARD CAN NEVER FIND SUITS THAT FIT UBDERS HAVE READ THE CLASSICS ARE BAD DANCERS HAVE BEEN CHASED BY A
CONSTANTLY TRYING TO PLAY SUPERHERO, BUT SECRETLY... IRREVOCABLE INSOMNIAC INVETERATE WORKAHOLIC I IMPECUNIOUS INTROVERT
CRACKEDCON WHo AM I? What day is it? WORKDAY WEEKEND Morning Red from That '70s Show Kramer from Seinfeld Afternoon EWW MWS MWW Robin from How  Met Yo
CRAC Star of the Shou In dreams, Some Terk in the Audience In reality,
I AI I00% AIRITAM 21 LoOHInG ANGRY EVEN WHEN I Am NOT 15 0 BEINGHARDTO REACH DISLIHE SMARTPHONESI 12 0/o I HATED BY HIDS AnD ITS MUTUALJ 52 0/o my SUP
I'M BERNADETTE CRACKED COM IF YOU ADD A Few POUNDS, AND SUBTRACT THE SQUEAKY VOICE.
CRACKEDOON i AM Calvin Love comics No attention span Hate organized sports Contempt for authority Hate baths Best friend is a cat
CRACKED.COM I AM SILENT BOB MINUS WEED MINUS SMOKING NATST MINUS ADVENTURE
I am DEXTER -Emotionally divorced from the rest of humanity -Meticulous & methodical -Dead on the inside -Good at acting normal in public MINUS: The s
I AM ADENt MERS FRol HELLBOY PERFECTLY NORMAL MORE PUPPY THAN MAN HAPPY TO MAKE PANCAKES NOT INVITED TO THE SEQUEL 77205S4 MYERS JON DOO CRACKEDGOM
IA THE AVENGERS WORST OF THE RIDICULOUSLY BREATHTAKING VAIN ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES PROFANITY POLICE CONTEMPTFOR USELESSIN OBNOXIOUSLY EVERVONE A FIGH

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