Dark Humor Jokes From Unexpected Sources

Including this terrifying bit from Ronald Reagan at the height of the Cold War: ‘My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes’

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16 Lessons You Wish They'd Taught In School

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As we demonstrated recently, the lessons you learned in school were often built around whatever made the coolest illustration, and have nothing to do with what's true. We asked you to show us what school might have looked like if they were actually concerned with teaching you stuff that might come in handy.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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