14 Strange Assumptions People Make About Our Jobs

You know what they say about assuming: You shouldn't do it. And there's a butt involved in there somehow, also.
14 Strange Assumptions People Make About Our Jobs

When people find out we write fart jokes for the internet, they usually assume we're pantsless and spend a lot of time watching GIFs of animals acting like humans. And they would not be wrong.

But there ARE assumptions about certain jobs we probably shouldn't make anymore -- such as ...

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Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our pictofact contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.

Got your own ideas for contest prompts? We'd love to see them!

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