There were a lot of great things that kept us entertained in our formative years. Unfortunately, entities like Hollywood, like to rip those icons from the past, give them a gritty reboot, and just destroy everything that was joyful about them to begin with. Which is why we need to take back the power, and reboot them ourselves!

(If anyone reading successfully crowdfunds one of these ideas, you're welcome and we'll keep our eyes peeled for the royalty check.)

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