If 5-Year-Olds Were In Charge of Weapon Design

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We're never more imaginative than when we're 5. We have just enough raw material about the real world to come up with ridiculous ideas about how it works, and how everyone look out, the ground is totally covered in lava!

We asked you to show us what it would look like if the military started to harness that idiot-strength. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by Ted E.

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