24 Unanswered Questions Raised By Popular Movies And Shows

These are the questions we actually need answered by scientists.
24 Unanswered Questions Raised By Popular Movies And Shows

When we needed everlasting light, smart people invented light bulbs. When we needed something faster than horses, smart people invented cars. When we needed easy access to diabetes, smart people invented Twinkies.

But now we need smart people to get to the shit that really matters, and answer these pop culture mysteries for us.

In Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes, apes and humans are descended from those aboard the Oberon. BUT WHERE DID THE HORSES COME FROM?
BACY In the opening scene of TO FUTURE TthE HILL VALLEY TELEGRAPH EIT BROWN MANSION DESTROYED HILL BROWN ESTATE SOLD TO DEVELOPERS selle Bankrupt tnvr

Shrek

24 Unanswered Questions Raised By Popular Movies And Shows

Snow White

In Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, CARATS 20 CARATS the dwarfs mine diamonds everyday. But what do they do with them? Why aren't they rich?
HOW IS BPOCAHONTASABLE TO UNDERSTAND JOHN SMITH IF HE'S THE FIRST ENGLISHMAN SHED EVER MET?
In the first X-Men movie, Professor X is unable to locate Magneto with Cerebro, thanks to the power of Magneto's sweet helmet. But why doesn't he use

Toy Story

SPACE RANGER LIGHTYEAR LRSERT In Toy Story, if Buzz Lightyear doesn't believe he is a toy, why does he freeze around people?

Harry Potter

GRACKEDCON At what point do they become invisible? 10 9 Does no one in a busy train station notice groups of people running and disappearing into a wa
24 Unanswered Questions Raised By Popular Movies And Shows
IF KLINGONS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SPEAKING IN THEIR LANGUAGE AND INTERPRETED BY THE UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR HOW DO THEY MANAGE TO SWITCH TO KLINGON MID-CONV
TEDDY -5550134 05946053099 Did Leonard know ANYTHING, John G. or was Teddy's invention?
RIGHT AFTER THE GROUP LEAVE The THE WIZARD'S CASTLE TO BEGIN WZARD THEIR QUEST TO RETRIEVE THE of WITCH'S BROOM, THEY ENTER THE HAUNTED FOREST... CARR
CRACKED COM Why did Hattori Hanzo Bill hate much? so Hanzo breaks a 28 year old oath and makes the best sword he's ever made for someone he doesn't ev

Doctor Who

24 Unanswered Questions Raised By Popular Movies And Shows
24 Unanswered Questions Raised By Popular Movies And Shows
How CARS BORN? THE HELL ARE EAR CRACKEDOON
O i XGX WITH CREATURES OF ALL SHAPES, SIZES, AND BODY TYPES... WHAT DOES THE BATHROOM LOOK LIKE IN THE CANTINA? MTAH XY A ZW
In Batman V Superman, the guy that looks exactly like Superman dies on the same day as Superman. Planet Killed Reporting Reporter THE Clark DAILY Kent
Broken bones? Try Brackium Emendo for an instant fix! Petrified? Have some Mandrake root potion! Crappy eyesight? I guess there's.... not a cure for t
24 Unanswered Questions Raised By Popular Movies And Shows
In the Charmed universe, everyone is careful not to expose magic to humans, and the bad side does it by chopping off heads of mortals who find proof t
HOW DID CRACKEDCON ALDO GET HIS SCAR? INGL UIRIOUS F BASTERDS
IN INCEPTION, EAMES TEASES ARTHUR FOR USING AN INEFFECTUAL ASSAULT RIFLE. YOU MUSTN'T BE AFRAID TO DREAM A LITTLE BIGGER, DARLING. IF THE OPERATIVES
GRAGKEDO CON CAT DOG Where does CATDOG poop go?

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