12 Inane and Petty Things Done to Appease Rich Assholes
Sorry, but my spiritual advisor says this 747 is bad luck!
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5 John Leguizamo Wants to Play Gwyneth Paltrow in Her Inevitable Ski Trial Series
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Adam Carolla Is No Longer Bothering to Write Jokes
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Can you get canceled calling out priests for actual crimes?
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Why Does Jennifer Aniston Want 'Friends' To Be Canceled?
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Cracked Plasticians
When we needed everlasting light, smart people invented light bulbs. When we needed something faster than horses, smart people invented cars. When we needed easy access to diabetes, smart people invented Twinkies.
But now we need smart people to get to the shit that really matters, and answer these pop culture mysteries for us.
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