It's holiday season, which means everyone's lives are about to be full of shitty holiday party after shitty holiday party. So, as a service to you, dear reader, here are some helpful survival guides to follow this year.

Just keep the following in mind, and this year, keep your sanity.

Entry by Karen Jones

The Holidays Are Here: How To Survive The Damned Parties

Entry by deathpod

Proper Coworker Compliment Etiquette (office party edition) LOOKIN' GOOD! THANKS, JON. YES EYES UP HERE, JON. NO Lookin' good... CRACKEDCON

Entry by Karen Jones

INVITED TO A GIFT EXCHANGE GAME YOU WILL END UP WITH THE ONLY STUPID GAG GIFT WHILE EVERYONE, ELSE MANAG TO REACQUIRE THEIR OWN, NICER PRESENTS. UUST

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