The Holidays Are Here: How To Survive The Damned Parties

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It's holiday season, which means everyone's lives are about to be full of shitty holiday party after shitty holiday party. So, as a service to you, dear reader, here are some helpful survival guides to follow this year.

Just keep the following in mind, and this year, keep your sanity.

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