If a star is bankable, you can damn well be sure that every studio in Hollywood is going to squeeze that actor until all that's left is a soulless husk. That's why we end up with the same predictable stars headlining everything from blockbusters to indie films.

But what if it wasn't like that, and filmmakers just said, "Fuck it," and made awesome movies with the people we really want to see?

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