Hollywood has been really dropping the ball lately. Rather than shake things up a bit and really do some maniac shit when it comes to storytelling, they're playing it safe and making sure all their bases are covered -- guaranteeing we'll never, ever be surprised by what we see in a movie again.

Well fie on those bases! We'll do that maniac shit for them.

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