Unspoken Co-Worker Rules (In Six Words Or Less)

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Unspoken Co-Worker Rules (In Six Words Or Less)

Man, jobs are the pits. It's the ultimate exercise in walking on egg shells while simultaneously trying to impress everyone -- where one wrong move can just completely dick you over until your employment has come to an unceremonious end.

But it doesn't have to be that way! Just follow our handy guide!

First impressions matter an unfair amount CRACKED
CRACKEDCON SOMEONE IS ALWAYS LISTENING
Lazy people CRACKED.CONT complain the most
SMART WORKERS WANT FEEDBACK NOT FLATTERY
O Wash Hands After Handling Any Cash CRACKEDCON
RESULTS MATTER NOT THE EFFORT EXPENDED CRACKEDCON
NEVER SUGGEST BOSS DOESN'T KNOW BEST. CRACKED COM
CRACKED CON Everyone knows who poops at work
Cover Yourself: CC Your Boss
LEAVE YOUR GERMS A HOME GRACKEDCOM
CRACKEDCO COM WOS USE THE KEYWORDS THEY'RE LOOKING FOR
DON'T FIX WHAT RAUA JAMMASTER 365 ELL YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
MAKE A MESS? WIPE THE SEAT! CRACKED COM
GRAGKEDA CONT Be nice to receptionists
Unspoken Co-Worker Rules (In Six Words Or Less)
Surprisingly Often YOUR CAREER FINDS YOU CRACKED.COM
?> Your boss's mistakes are YOUR fault! CRACKED COM
Unspoken Co-Worker Rules (In Six Words Or Less)
CRACKEDG We share this. PLEASE No FISH. ide line
CRACKEDG COM DON'T ADD YOUR BOSS ON FACEBOOK d Nope
TECHNOLOGY MILL CHANGE YOUR JOB
LOOK BUSY EVEN IF YOU AREN'T

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