We've all wanted to give the boss an earful at one point or another. But an earful can take a little long -- as in, long enough for security to haul your ass off before you can finish. That's why we've condensed all those thoughts neatly into six words or less, so you can tell your boss to suck an egg and run off before you get thrown through a window. You're welcome!

(Note: If you're a supervisor, chances are someone wants to say one or all of these to you.)

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