We feel like screenwriters don't get their proper ... props. Anyway -- yeah, they can get fancy awards, but people rarely ever talk about what a great screenwriter "so-and-so" is.<

Which is a shame in particular for the people who wrote the following quotes. These lines were so iconic, you could put them in a completely different movie and not even skip a beat.

Entry by Sonny Time

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE! CRACKED

Entry by Sonny Time

It's a fucking sausage fest in here, bros. Let's get some poontang, then we'll go to White Castle. Be

Entry by Shroomsley

16 Hilarious Moments Made By Swapping Movie Dialogue

Entry by le6

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. CRACKED COM

Entry by Busch_League

16 Hilarious Moments Made By Swapping Movie Dialogue

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