23 Honest Names For Everyday Products
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A name is everything. You could invent a product that ends world hunger, but if it's called "Speckled Fart Rice," chances are great that no one is going to buy it.
Still though, some product names just aren't descriptive enough, which is why we've asked our readers to do a little rebranding. (Companies can send checks to our offices for their inevitable boost in sales.)
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