17 'Real' Headlines The Media Is Too Afraid To Write

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Finding credibility in a news story nowadays is like trying to enjoy a "found footage" film: You know it's not true, it's unenjoyable, but you just feel compelled to watch until something good happens ... and it never does.

Luckily for you, our readers have taken this week's popular headlines and stripped them of all the bullshit for your viewing pleasure.

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