Finding truth in the news is like finding a Hershey bar in a pile of shit: You got to the good stuff, but you don't really feel like it was worth it. Fortunately for you, our readers have stepped up to the challenge of taking recent headlines and peeling away all the bullshit.

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14 Obvious 'Truths' Missing From Recent News Stories (1/8)

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George Lucas Goes Racist Uncle On Disney, Remembers He Still Gets Money From Them. I sold them to the white slavers that make these things, and... th

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