No one is going to stand in line for A New Hope During A Star War, right? That's why subtitles exist. They're like a little cheat for filmmakers: When you can't fit it all into one title, just slap a mini-title on your flick and you're golden.

Of course, that also means one extra line for Hollywood to trick you into handing them your wallet. Which is why, as a sort of PSA, we tasked our readers with taking some subtitles and revising them for honesty. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by bazooka

If Major Movies Told You What They Were Really About

Entry by Kevin King

THE SHINING WRITER'S BLOCK IS A BITCH CRACKED.OON

Entry by Opus52

ANCHORMAN2 THE LEGENDARY DISAPPOINTMENT CRACKED.COM

Entry by baredevil

LARA ERAFT GGIRAVE ROBBER 113 1 2003 IAMENNEMAYLI

Entry by Tim Babb

CRACKED.COM BATMAN V SUPERMAN DEATH OF FUN

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