10 Michelle Wolf Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘Brides will say things like, ‘It’s my special day.’ But how do you call it your day if your dad’s paying for it? I think it’s his day, and I think it’s a really weird day for him. He’s paying a ton of money to make sure a man has sex with you that night’

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23 Brutally Honest Celebrity Social Media Posts

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23 Brutally Honest Celebrity Social Media Posts

Being super rich and famous grants you a lot of freedoms, but with the advent of social media all that could be gone in the blink of an eye. But what would life be like if celebrities didn't have to worry about everything they said being scrutinized by the public? What would it be like if social media was just a soap box for theme to express every dumb thought that came to their head, free of reprisal?

We posed that question to our readers and gave money to the best entry. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by ajad

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Entry by Emmasi

GRACKEDoG CON J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling Dumbledore was never gay. I just wanted tO make up for chickening out on Sirius REMUS. #TonksWTF?

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