Being super rich and famous grants you a lot of freedoms, but with the advent of social media all that could be gone in the blink of an eye. But what would life be like if celebrities didn't have to worry about everything they said being scrutinized by the public? What would it be like if social media was just a soap box for theme to express every dumb thought that came to their head, free of reprisal?

We posed that question to our readers and gave money to the best entry. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by DeadStrike

Gabe Newell L- Follow @Valve 2+1=2a and 1 together. Triangles have 2 sides and 1 side. 4 2 and 1 together. A trinity is 2 people and 1 person. 5-2=4 a

Entry by JoshAdams593

Eminem Follow Eminem Dre told me that Skittles wouldn't be a good stage name. Reply 17 Retweet Favorite More 5:01 PM - Aug 15 Embed this Tweet CRACK

Entry by ajad

Richard Dawkins L- Following RichardDawidns I don't know half the shit I usually tweet about Reply t Retwpet Favorite ... More 937 AM. 15 Embed this w

Entry by debiler

Undertaker L- Follow TheDeadman Oh my god! Is there anything more darling than a puppy? #cuddly #aaw #FuckLesnar reply 13 Retweet Favorite More 3:41 P

Entry by Emmasi

GRACKEDoG CON J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling Dumbledore was never gay. I just wanted tO make up for chickening out on Sirius REMUS. #TonksWTF?

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