Hollywood handles historical accuracy about as well as they handle female superheroes -- with style while bumbling about to the tune of "Yakkity Sax." Because while history is interesting in its own right, a lot of aspects of it just aren't that marketable when you're trying to snatch $12.50 away from the hardworking public.

In keeping with our public service of unveiling the bullshit Hollywood feeds us, we asked our readers to adjust some historical films for accuracy. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by AM Smiley

If Historical Movies Were Accurate

Entry by Dunc_McI

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