As long as there have been celebrities, there have been people around to exploit all their dirty secrets. And while celebrity scandals are pretty run-of-the-mill by now, we imagine some famous people have secrets so embarrassing, they'd do whatever it takes to keep them out of the public eye.

With that in mind, we asked you to use the magical power of image manipulation to show us what these secrets would be. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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