We all fear change. But you know who fears it the most? Fanboys. And when we say fear, we actually mean frothing at the mouth, bitter rage.

In that vein, we asked our readers to show us what would sort of changes to classic pop culture would really set the Internet on fire. The winner is the below, but first the runners-up ...

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