35 Spinoffs We'd See Next If TV Executives Had Balls

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Listen, the state of television is pretty abysmal. There are about five great shows right now, and a thousand just absolutely terrible ones. But, we can fix it.

We asked our readers to conjure up some spinoffs of classic shows that would absolutely annihilate TV rankings forever. Please, random TV producer we don't know, make all of these happen.

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HE GETS THE STORY. THEN HE ADDS RPG'S & MISSILES TO MAKE IT BETTER. BRIAN WILLIAMG. Probably Coming Soon To One of the Following: OCBS ROGE REPORTER a

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35 Spinoffs We'd See Next If TV Executives Had Balls

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From the producers of CRACKEDCON HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER... comes a show that is infinitly better. the show ARITEE MTINSOL It's like all the best parts

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WHY DOES MICHELLE ACT LIKE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE? AND WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO DANNYS WIFE? MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN HOUSE FULL OF LIES COMING TO ABC

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When her detectives stumped she were always gave them the right answer. They can never know the truth. S. Epatha Merkerson returns for Law and Order:

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