Everything about you sends a message. What you drive, what you wear, what you listen to, what you eat, what movies you watch, which Real Housewife is your favorite ... all of it tells a story about you.

We asked you to shed some light on what some of these messages are, so that we can better conform to society's ideals -- as we're wont to do. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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