If Cartoons Were More Like The Real World


In real life, you can't survive a bomb going off in your face and you'll never get a pair of pants to stay on a bear.

We asked you to show us what your favorite children's cartoons would be like if they were subject to the same consequences as those of us. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by Rinato

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