But each of those videos will make less money than before. The rest of the world has jumped on board the "girls making naked bets" train, so there's now plenty of competition even for that specific fetish. "Sales have been way down, either from the lack of Google ads or saturation," Tim says. This has created a sort of arms race in which video makers are forced to be more and more explicit. "Every time we push the envelope, people seem to like it," he says. "In the early days it was very tame. You have to do jumping jacks or rub baby oil into your breasts. Since then things have gradually escalated."
This creates an unexpected problem, in that the fetish's fans are "into the whole embarrassment aspect," as Tim puts it. On the other hand, he says, "If you can find a girl willing to take four cocks at once, she's usually not embarrassed about it." Also, it seems like there's a pretty stark line between "I want to see a modest girl giggling because she lost a game of Truth Or Dare!" and "I WANT TO SEE A GIRL FORCED TO PERFORM SEX ACTS SHE IS VISIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE WITH."
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"If it's not double-digit cocks, what's the fucking point?"
Add it all up and you wind up with a man for whom porn has lost its magic. More than 500 videos into his career, Tim is desensitized. "I no longer blush when I see the models come out naked. I used to hesitate when I said things like, 'After this, could you just sort of ... touch yourself there?' These days I'm more comfortable saying, 'You three go over there and take her.'" He added, with some sorrow in his voice, "I rarely get turned on by my own material."
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