Kane decided to enlist the help of a friend, a freelance writer named Bill Finger, to help develop the paper-thin idea he had. This translated to getting someone else to do the bulk of the work for him.

"Bob's original vision included no story of any kind," Marc explains. "He drew the first sketches, which Bill then completely overhauled, including pointing to 'bat' in the dictionary and suggesting Batman's cowl resemble [an actual bat]." Finger also wrote Batman's "murdered parents" origin story, as well as the first stories to feature Robin, Catwoman, The Penguin, The Riddler, The Scarecrow, Commissioner Gordon, Gotham City, the batmobile, Batman's secret identity, and the nickname "The Dark Knight." Essentially, Bill Finger gave life to Batman in every sense of the word other than magically transporting himself into one of the comics and impregnating Martha Wayne. To reiterate, he did all of that work based on one Bob Kane illustration, which looked like this:

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The best thing you can say about that design is, "At least there's no nipples."

That drawing is pretty much all Bob Kane contributed to the creation of Batman, and Bill Finger reworked it because it was so clearly, painfully stupid.

"I give Bob credit for initiating the creation of the character," Marc says. "That's it. In those days, there was no platform from which Bob could reach people regularly (they didn't do store events or TV appearances). Batman became popular because of the stories." And Bill Finger wrote all of the stories. However, the reason why so many people still haven't heard about Finger is ...

However, when even tracing started to feel too much like work, Kane simply hired ghost-artists. It got to the point where Bob Kane was the sole person credited on every Batman story, despite often not writing or drawing a single panel. So why does every Bat comic still include the credit "Created by Bob Kane"? In the 1940s, writer Jerry Siegel and artist Joe Shuster, the creators of Superman, were trying to get the rights to the character back from DC, and hoped to recruit Kane for a joint suit against the company. Faster than you can say, "Holy dick move, Batman," Kane allegedly ratted them out to DC, giving the company plenty of time to mount a legal defense, and scoring Kane a lot of points with DC.

He cashed in those points to negotiate a better deal for himself, and his new contract included a provision that Kane would always and forever be credited as the sole creator of Batman. There was presumably also a clause that stipulated he was legally allowed to s**t on Bill Finger's head whenever the mood struck him.

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He even dressed like a supervillain.

Impossibly, things actually managed to get worse for Finger, as Marc found in his research. In 1965, after learning that Finger had finally begun telling people that he'd created most of Batman, Kane flipped out. "Bob wrote a six-page letter for the fanzine Batmania in which he essentially called Bill a liar with 'hallucinations of grandeur,'" Marc says. Kane's argument? Finger couldn't possibly have been the creator of Batman because he wasn't officially credited as such, which is sort of like stealing someone's watch and then insisting that it never belonged to them because it is currently on your wrist.

So yeah, let that sink in -- the man most responsible for Batman, one of the most popular and well-loved brands in pop culture history, died with so little left to his name that the notion he might be buried in an unmarked pauper's grave was completely believable. In fact, there was so little left of Bill Finger when Marc started doing his research that, prior to 2006, there were only two photos of Bill in regular circulation. There are more photographs of Bigfoot.

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Yes, there was that one time when writers got their own trading cards.

Though some digging did turn up more, if still scant, evidence that the man existed and was not, say, a fake person Kane invented in order to get two paychecks. "In contacting hundreds of people, many of whom were never in the comics business and had never been interviewed about Bill before, I found more than a dozen 'new' photos of Bill. With help from others, I also found two audio recordings of Bill's voice." Oh, and he also discovered that Bill Finger's real name was actually Milton.

But all of this just drives home the fact that ...

Before Batman, good guys in comics were mostly cliched, red-blooded Americans trying to stop gangsters, mad scientists, or the literal Devil from committing felonies. There was no other motivation beyond the compulsion to do good while wearing a fabulous costume. "[Bill] gave the first psychological reason for a masked vigilante to fight crime," according to Marc, via Men Of Tomorrow author Gerard Jones. "He created what many would consider the first superhero with a believable motive. And he wrote cinematic scripts that not only readers but also artists loved."

Of course, now all superheroes (and even most villains) are driven by some sort of personal trauma, but it all started because Finger wanted to treat comics seriously ... despite also having introduced the world to Robin, or, "Ugh, not this f*****g s**t again," as he is known to fans.

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It'd be decades, and two replacements, before Robin was introduced to the world of pants.

"In suggesting a partner for Batman, Bill Finger inadvertently created the young superhero sidekick," Marc points out. Despite how you may feel about sidekicks, the introduction of Robin led to some great Batman stories and TV shows. If that weren't enough, Bill Finger also helped create the original Green Lantern while also contributing to such titles as Superman, Superboy, Wonder Woman, and The Flash. To put it simply: If you are a fan of comic books, then you are a fan of Bill Finger ... even if this is the first time you've seen his name. That is a terrible shame, but ...

This seems like steps in the right direction. Two months after Athena published her statement, DC released the first-ever Batman comic with Finger's name on the cover. Even if he didn't get top billing:

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After which DC presumably tried to awkwardly fist-bump Athena Finger.

So things are definitely getting better for Bill Finger, 40 years after his death. Better late than never, we suppose, and at least we can say his legacy doesn't include the most obnoxious gravestone of all time:

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Marc Tyler Nobleman is the author of Bill The Boy Wonder: The Secret Co-Creator Of Batman, which was covered by NPR's All Things Considered, The Today Show online, New York Times, USA Today, Forbes, and MTV, and which led to an invitation for him to give a TED talk. It is the first-ever biography of Bill Finger, and it largely inspired a Spanish-language biography and two stage plays. Marc blogs about adventures in superhero research at Noblemania. Follow him on Twitter.

Cezary Jan Strusiewicz is a Cracked columnist, interviewer, and editor. Contact him at c.j.strusiewicz@gmail.com

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