7 Iconic Characters They Saved from The Cutting Room Floor

If you aren't familiar with Omar or, even worse, aren't familiar with The Wire, shame on you. Stop reading this, you've got some Netflix business to take care of. The Wire is widely considered the best cop show ever in the history of everything.

Sorry, guys.
And on that best cop show ever was probably the best criminal character ever, Omar Little, a Baltimore stickup-man with a badass face scar and a Robin Hood complex that has been named one of USA Today's 20 reasons they still love TV.
How We Almost Lost Him:
If David Simon, the creator of the show, had executed his original vision, Omar would've been killed off after just seven episodes of the first season. This puts his total number of appearances somewhere between jack and shit.
The problem was that Omar, while based on actual stickup men, was very much an exaggerated character, basically an urban cowboy going around robbing drug dealers and stopping just short of riding into town to duel the evil rancher at high noon. For a down to earth police drama, Omar was just too scrotum-uppercutingly awesome.

Who Saved Him?
Michael K. Williams.
The actor who played Omar brought so much humor and natural charm to the role that producers basically couldn't bring themselves to kill him off. It also helped that the scar on Williams's face is fucking real. It was a gift from a Brooklyn bar patron on Williams's 25th birthday bash. If the guy had given him socks instead, Omar would've been written off like a tax deduction.

"The interest on your savings bonds counts as non-taxable income. Motherfucker."


How We Almost Lost Him:
First, Wolverine was first envisioned as an actual wolverine, only mutated and somehow a teenager.
"Give him a skateboard. Kids like skateboards."
Luckily everyone realized how ear-bitingly retarded this was and the character was soon reworked into the one we know today. But even then, Wolverine wallowed in obscurity, and as the comic progressed the creators considered dropping him off the series indefinitely.
Who Saved Him?
John Byrne.
Byrne, who took over as the artist of X-Men in 1977, was presented with a dilemma in that the editors feared that Logan and fellow X-man Thunderbird were too similar.

We can totally see the confusion.
One of them had to go, so Byrne chose to keep Wolverine because he, like Byrne, was Canadian and let's face it, there's not a whole bunch of Canadian superheroes out there. He dedicated himself to making Wolverine less ridiculous...

...and over time, Wolverine became a regular character in X-Men. Thunderbird, meanwhile, was killed on board an exploding plane, a death that could just as easily have been Wolverine, had the whole Canadian connection not been there. Which to our knowledge is the only example in recorded history where being Canadian actually worked to someone's advantage.

He's a superhero. You can Google him.

How We Almost Lost Him:
We've covered several characters who were nearly killed off early on, but Batman was nearly aborted.
It was 1938, when Bob Kane approached the editors over at National Publications and presented them with his idea for a new superhero: "Bat-Man," a no-nonsense crime fighting bat-themed vigilante who didn't mind getting rough with the criminal scum. This is how he envisioned him:

"Is... is Batman behind this guy? I don't understand."
By the way, you can't tell from the drawing, but the costume was to be red.
Who Saved Him?
No matter how you look at it, Bill Finger is the man who created Batman. Turns out that Bob Kane, the man credited with the birth of The Dark Knight (a term Finger coined in 1940), did about fuck-all with the character. Finger was hired to "even out the wrinkles" in the "Bat-Man" concept (a process we hope he referred to as "Fingerbanging").
His work is the reason Batman became the kind of dark hero who would survive when thousands of brightly-colored cornball heroes came and went. Finger gave the character a bat cowl with ears and a wing-like cape, replaced the red costume with a brooding black and gray combination and slapped a big ole bat symbol right on the chest. This was the end result:

Finger also wrote the parts of Bruce Wayne, Robin, the Riddler and the bulk of the first Batman stories. In the simplest terms, if Finger had not been hired as an assistant to Kane, there may have been a "Bat-Man" character--one we likely would not know about today--but there never would have been a Batman.

The world owes you one, Mr. Finger.

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Love you guys but #2 couldn't be more wrong. Byrne started drawing the X-Men in 1977 (brillantly I might add) that part is true, but the Thunderbird character was splattered all over the side of NORAD mountain in 1975. John was drawing Iron Fist and some other lower level titles in 1975.
ReplyThis should be researched and edited. You could replace the Wolverine character in #2, with the entire X-Men comic, which was slated for elimination in the early seventies before Claremont and Cockrum took a flyer on saving it. That is where the real story lies.
True, one of the things the NBC execs told Roddenberry after they'd watched "The Cage" (the original pilot) was that "the satanic looking guy with the ears has to go." Ironically, Spock is the only character from "The Cage" who was retained for the second pilot, "Where No Man Has Gone Before." (Though canonically, the voice of the computer is still that of "Number One," the female first officer played by Majel Barrett in "The Cage.")
ReplyDeForest Kelly "Doctor or Bones" (yeah weird real first name, IMO) seemed to be a bit jealous of Leonard Nimoy's "Mr. Spock or just plain Spock" stage makeup, particularly the pale-blue eye-shadow, and what may be false eyelashes and mascara, because as the episodes went by, it seemed to me that both he and William Shatner "Captain James T. Kirk, Captain Kirk, Captain" began to increasingly use mascara and shaping their eyebows and sideburns to mimic Mr.Spock, and in one episode in particular, when the good doctor had a female love interest, he really went to town on the mascara and what looked like fake eyelashes (but MIGHT have been just more mascara ((shrugs))
ReplyChekov and Sulu too, had quite a bit of face paint, and it looked like Sulu went nuts on the pancake makeup in aneffort to better hide more of the pockmarks on his face as well...haha!!
Wait a second, the issue where Thunderbird died was created by Len Wein and David Cockrum (and was scripted by Chris Claremont), this happened YEARS before Byrne joined the book.
ReplyI thought Thunderbird was killed off because he was too much like Red Wolf?
ReplyA world with no Spock, Wolverine or Batman.
ReplyLet us embrace in a minute of silence to the alternate universe where that actually happened. Poor you, alternate us.
Poor alternate universe women... Them heroes be hot! :)
"Braless Woman"? "Sluterella"? Are those actual Batman villains? I'm a bit hesitant to Google them...
Replysluterella was a superhero on Comedy central
wait that was stripperella my confusion
Kudos for Cracked for that Spock picture. Upped my 'confused/aroused' levels to nuclear.
ReplyThe thing spock does with his fingers is actually from jewish culture. Which makes sence as to why it was the symbal of satan
ReplyExcept for the whole "Satans not real" thing
It's the symbol for a blessing bestowed by a cohen, a Jewish priest. And I hope that by your second sentence, you mean "and that's why, during the Middle Ages in which antisemitism was so common you needed a special word to indicate people who didn't hate Jews, Satan was depicted making the gesture in an obvious propaganda move to disseminate the idea that it was actually a Satanic thing."
Hard to believe how lame Batman might've been!
Replyfunnily enough I have that book first blood, but my dad or someone ripped out the last few pages for rolling joints so I never got to read the end. boo.
Reply(spoiler alert) In the climactic confrontation between Sheriff Teasle and Rambo, they're fairly evenly matched, with Rambo's combat experience being offset by his wounds, and Teasle's knowledge of the local terrain. They wound each other, and though Rambo is hurt worse than Teasle, Rambo manages to crawl off into an overgrown vacant lot. Here, Rambo prepares to commit suicide by detonating a stick of dynamite against his chest, but before he can light the fuse, he spots Teasle looking for him. Rambo uses his last strength to take a shot at Teasle, and mostly by dumb luck, hits Teasle, mortally wounding him. As Rambo's cursing the fact that he now has no strength left to set off the dynamite, he suddenly feels a different explosion and dies. As Teasle is bleeding out, Captain Trautman shows up carrying a pump-action shotgun and informs Teasle that he, Trautman, has just killed Rambo by shooting the top of his head off. Teasle has a few moments to contemplate the futility of the whole thing before he dies as well.
there is a ridiculous amount of female written erotic fan fics that feature spoc out there apparently...
ReplyMost of the erotic fan fics seem to be written by women
Spock was kept because opf sex appeal.
ReplySex appeal.
SEX APPEAL.
No.
Why.
Kirk implies that Spock looks like Satan in "The Apple." I bet they did that to make fun of NBC.
Reply"
Replysomething i should mention about Michael K Williams: after the Wire ended, he went on to play another awesome as f**k character in Boardwalk Empire: Chalky White
ReplyChaulky's so badass, gotdamn
I'd add Angel, who was in danger of being killed off during the first season of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." Positive viewer response kept him alive, and just a few seasons later, he managed to become the star of his own series. And though some of you may disagree, he HAS become iconic for many fans like myself. Not Batman iconic, perhaps, but iconic nonetheless.
ReplyWasn't Spike supposed to disappear after being the big bad in season 2? Then even dying at the end of Buffy could stop him from returning to Angel, sheesh.
Muppet is correct Spike was only suppose to be there for a few episodes... but i didn't know about Angel... seems all the bad/good boys of Buffy couldn't die...
F*ck you, Cracked. Throughout my life, I have managed to stay hipster enough to avoid Star Trek. Now that picture wil haunt me until I become an insane trekkie fangirl, instead of a regular insane fangirl. Damn you to hell.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesWhich one? The one of Ripped Spock, naked until just the very top of his pubic line? Or something else?
You mean... Spock can cure hipsters?
If you are the easily persuaded than you were probably a "trekkie fangirl" the whole time, you just didn't know it.
Without Batman we would of never seen the many death's of Robin
ReplySo, essentially, Batman got "Fingered."
ReplyJoin me in punnage!