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PICTOFACT 34 Random Bits of Trivia That in Time Will Trickle Down From Your Brain to Your Dumber Organs As Reagan promised! Authors By Jesse Published May 23, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, May 22, 2024 Pop quiz, hot shot: who’s the U.K.’s first-ever billionaire musician? Authors By Jesse Published May 22, 2024
5 Phrases From the ‘Replica Titanic’ Wikipedia Page That Merit Closer Inspection If only there were some three-syllable word to use as shorthand for ‘the folly of man’… Authors By Jesse Published May 22, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, May 21, 2024 If you don’t want to read about Model T pig racing, keep it moving Authors By Jesse Published May 21, 2024
15 Stand-Up Jokes and Killer Quotes to Rev Up Your Snark Engine You think snarkiness is your ally? These folks were born in the snark, molded by it Authors By Jesse Published May 21, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Trivia Tidbits for Monday, May 20, 2024 This was supposed to be a baker’s dozen, but we ate one Authors By Jesse Published May 20, 2024
PICTOFACT 29 Random Bits of Trivia to Tuck Up Under Your Tinfoil Hat We can’t let the government get ahold of these sensitive tidbits Authors By Jesse Published May 20, 2024
14 Clever Jokes That Are Like a Breath of Fresh Air in a Fart Factory on a Hot Summer’s Day You can thank the fart union for your legally required smoke break Authors By Jesse Published May 20, 2024
14 Jokes From Stand-Up Comedians That Are Like Acupuncture for Your Brain We know all the right spots Authors By Jesse Published May 19, 2024
PICTOFACT 32 Royally Messed-Up Facts About the Royal Family and Other World Leaders Vote Authors By Jesse Published May 19, 2024
PICTOFACT 39 Random Facts to Rhythmically Sock Into Your Skull Like Mike Tyson Working a Speed Bag Concuss your way to smartness Authors By Jesse Published May 18, 2024
14 Hilarious or Downright Badass Monologues From TV Shows and Movies Bluto is actually quite elegant, when he’s mad Authors By Jesse Published May 18, 2024
PICTOFACT 28 Petty, Grandiose or Downright Inscrutable Things Done by the FBI and Other Powerful Cabals Hasn’t Lucy been through enough? Authors By Jesse Published May 18, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Trivia Tidbits for Friday, May 17, 2024 Some butter for your noodle Authors By Jesse Published May 17, 2024
PICTOFACT 29 Random Bits of Trivia That Were Stolen by a Sweet Old Lady in a Motorized Cart We didn’t even see it coming Authors By Jesse Published May 17, 2024
14 Best and Worst Host Moments in the History of ‘Saturday Night Live’ On a scale from Hanks to Seagal, where do you place Bieber? Authors By Jesse Published May 17, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, May 16, 2024 It’s not who you know, it’s what you know Authors By Jesse Published May 16, 2024
PICTOFACT 35 Random Facts That Will Accordion Your Crumple Zone Safety first Authors By Jesse Published May 16, 2024
14 Highly Uncomfortable Facts About Walt Disney Would a so-called ‘sexist’ marry one of his employees? Checkmate, haters Authors By Jesse Published May 16, 2024