Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
14 Movies That Took Over a Decade to Make Kingdoms rose and fell while these weirdos were working on their little cartoons Authors By Jesse Published October 09, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Trivia About Animation, Stop-Motion and CGI Why ask Taylor Swift to sing when you have Ed Helms’ golden pipes? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published October 09, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, October 8, 2024 Keanu Reeves pulled a Frankie Muniz Authors By Jesse Published October 08, 2024
14 Comedy Movies From the 1800s The good dominie can’t incur the wrath of a scrubwoman anymore. Because of woke Authors By Jesse Published October 08, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 TV, Movie and Video Game Easter Eggs That Were Hand-Dipped and Hidden With Malice This ain’t Easter, and we ain’t your Grandma Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published October 08, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Bits of Trivia From the Entertainment World to Carry Down From the Mountaintop One more reason to not name your kid after Disney’s intellectual property Authors By Jesse Published October 07, 2024
14 Cutting-Edge Advancements in CGI That You Can Now Do on Your Phone From the Toilet ‘Tony de Peltrie’ is a feast for the senses Authors By Jesse Published October 07, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of TV and Movie Trivia to Download Into Your Brain, ‘Matrix’-Style, Between Kung Fu Lessons We could’ve seen a LOT more Hamm in ‘30 Rock’ Authors By Jesse Published October 07, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Sunday, October 6, 2024 They’re making gems out of wood now? Okay! Authors By Jesse Published October 06, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Myths and Mistruths Whispered Into Humanity’s Ear by Apate, the Greek Goddess of Deceit If you’ve ever done anything weird in front of your goldfish, don’t assume they’ve already forgotten Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published October 06, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of TV and Movie Trivia to Slather With Synthetic Butter and Funnel Down Your Throat Man, they really ate when they named the first television remote control Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published October 06, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random STEM Facts to Make Up for the Countless Hours You Disassociated in Elementary School This one goes out to the ‘you won’t have a calculator in your pocket’ crowd Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published October 05, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Far-Out Bits of Trivia About Outer Space We’re batting 1.000 when it comes to cats in space Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published October 05, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of TV and Movie Trivia You’re Digitally Downloading Into Your Dome Everything movies taught you about swords is a lie Authors By Jesse Published October 05, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, October 4, 2024 Ugh, the contestants on Fat Bear Week can be such divas Authors By Jesse Published October 04, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Trivia About TV and Movie Sequels, Prequels and Reboots Maybe one more reboot will finally make this classic character feel whole Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published October 04, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, October 3, 2024 The U.S. Navy lost one ship like three different times Authors By Jesse Published October 03, 2024
14 Banned Films That Apparently Didn’t Make the Cut for First Amendment Rights Censors have to draw the line somewhere! Usually at women’s issues Authors By Jesse Published October 03, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Trivia About Your Favorite Cartoons and Animations Teddy Ruxpin isn’t a bear? We should all know less Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published October 03, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, October 2, 2024 Hell yeah, Jimmy Carter! Authors By Jesse Published October 02, 2024