Hello, My name is Scott Meyer, and I am the creator of Basic Instructions, ... the wordiest comic strip on planet Earth.
How to Wallow in Unbridled Hedonism [COMIC] Hedonism vs unbridled hedonism is a surprisingly crucial distinction. Authors By Scott Meyer Published September 25, 2010
How to Fix Health Problems With Positive Thinking [COMIC] Note: It's much easier when it's someone else's health problems. Authors By Scott Meyer Published September 20, 2010
How to Deal With Someone With Inflated Self Esteem [COMIC] Authors By Scott Meyer Published September 18, 2010
How to Spot the Bad Guy in a Movie [COMIC] It's even easier than you think. Authors By Scott Meyer Published September 15, 2010
Why Work Parties Always Suck [COMIC] Planning can be fun, so long as you're not attending. Authors By Scott Meyer Published September 12, 2010
Why Conspiracy Theories Always Win [COMIC] Even when you don't believe them. Authors By Scott Meyer Published September 09, 2010
How to Use Passive Resistance in the Workplace [COMIC] Ghandi would be proud. Authors By Scott Meyer Published September 02, 2010
Navigating The Worst Type of Workplace Conversation [COMIC] Even more pointless than most ... Authors By Scott Meyer Published August 29, 2010
How to Spread Happiness [COMIC] ... the passive agressive way! Authors By Scott Meyer Published August 27, 2010
A Guide to Encountering Douchebags in the Wild [COMIC] Life's ful of people one could describe as predators. Nature has developed many ways with which to handle these inviduals. Authors By Scott Meyer Published August 21, 2010
A Guide to Creative Shoe Repair [COMIC] Women will do anything for an excuse to shop. Men will do .. this. Authors By Scott Meyer Published August 11, 2010
How to Create a Plausible Superhero Origin Story [COMIC] While it's important to come up with a cool character, the true test of a superhero is how well they're able to stay in that character ... Authors By Scott Meyer Published August 07, 2010
Understanding the Allure of 'Shark Week' [COMIC] how to navigate a conversation with the sort of person who believes this is a subject worthy of deconstruction ... Authors By Scott Meyer Published August 05, 2010
Explaining an Unanswered Facebook Friend Request [COMIC] See ... it's like this. Authors By Scott Meyer Published July 31, 2010
How to Subtly Tell Someone They're Creeping You Out [COMIC] Some people are bad at judging the words that come out of their own mouth ... Authors By Scott Meyer Published July 25, 2010
How to Deal With an Angry Customer [COMIC] Sometimes diffusing the situation is the wrong thing to do, or at least it's less entertaining. Authors By Scott Meyer Published July 22, 2010
How to Seize an Oppurtunity [COMIC] When you're boss says stuff like, 'You gotta strike while the iron's hot ...'it turns out that it's only partially because he hates you. Authors By Scott Meyer Published July 18, 2010
How to Decide Whether to Tell the Painful Truth [COMIC] Honesty is not always the best policy. For instance, when you're talking to your boss, honesty is almost never a good idea Authors By Scott Meyer Published July 11, 2010
How to Explain Men's Emotions: A Useful Analogy [COMIC] Contrary to popular belief, the frozen burrito is not the best frozen food metaphor for explaining male emotions. Authors By Scott Meyer Published July 05, 2010
