Hello, My name is Scott Meyer, and I am the creator of Basic Instructions, ... the wordiest comic strip on planet Earth.
How to Help Pick a Baby Name [COMIC] The only thing worse than an ironic T-Shirt is an ironic baby name. Authors By Scott Meyer Published December 30, 2010
How to Choose a Nickname [COMIC] And how to make someone else regret their own. Authors By Scott Meyer Published December 26, 2010
How to Brace Yourself for Bad News [COMIC] There's a proactive way to do it. Authors By Scott Meyer Published December 14, 2010
How to Argue Like an American [COMIC] Completely illogical, and totally convincing... Authors By Scott Meyer Published December 11, 2010
How to Retroactively Ruin a Joke [COMIC] It's like time travellling, but less funny. Authors By Scott Meyer Published December 07, 2010
How to Keep It Together While High on Cold Medicine [COMIC] You will need to know this at some point over the next couple of months, so listen up. Authors By Scott Meyer Published December 02, 2010
How to Create the Most Popular Webcomic Ever [COMIC] ... using the least amount of research possible. Authors By Scott Meyer Published November 28, 2010
How To Describe Food So It Doesn't Sound Gross [COMIC] Try not to read the typos phonetically. Authors By Scott Meyer Published November 27, 2010
How to Learn About Other People's Interests [COMIC] Even when they're really embarassing. Authors By Scott Meyer Published November 21, 2010
How to Make the Most of Working The Early Shift [COMIC] The early bird catches the worm, and screws up his files. Authors By Scott Meyer Published November 13, 2010
How to Deal With Things You Hate for No Reason [COMIC] Be reasonable ... unless it's John Cougar Mellencamp, who is undoubtedly that spawn of satan. Authors By Scott Meyer Published November 07, 2010
How to Really Solve The Problem of Teen Pregnancy [COMIC] It's much simpler than you think. Authors By Scott Meyer Published November 03, 2010
How to Refer to Someone's Life-Partner [COMIC] There really is no non-awkard word for that. Authors By Scott Meyer Published October 23, 2010
How to Improve Your Day By Ruining Someone Else's [COMIC] Misery loves company, but then it usually starts feeling pretty good about itself soon after it finds some. Authors By Scott Meyer Published October 21, 2010
How to Come Up With an Awesome Band Name [COMIC] Don't get distracted by learning to play music. Authors By Scott Meyer Published October 17, 2010
How to Insult a Large Subset of the Human Race [COMIC] Just be natural. Authors By Scott Meyer Published October 12, 2010
How to Tell a Scary Story [COMIC] Got to keep it fresh. Authors By Scott Meyer Published October 09, 2010
How To 'Bring It' [COMIC] Or just don't use phrases like 'bring it.' Your call. Authors By Scott Meyer Published October 07, 2010
How To Ruin Your Childhood Memories [COMIC] Don't think about it too much. Authors By Scott Meyer Published October 03, 2010
How to Deal With Jealousy [COMIC] Especially if it's warranted. Authors By Scott Meyer Published September 30, 2010
