Scott Meyer
Hello,
My name is Scott Meyer, and I am the creator of Basic Instructions, ... the wordiest comic strip on planet Earth.
How to Help Pick a Baby Name [COMIC]
The only thing worse than an ironic T-Shirt is an ironic baby name.
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How to Choose a Nickname [COMIC]
And how to make someone else regret their own.
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How to Brace Yourself for Bad News [COMIC]
There's a proactive way to do it.
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How to Argue Like an American [COMIC]
Completely illogical, and totally convincing...
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How to Retroactively Ruin a Joke [COMIC]
It's like time travellling, but less funny.
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How to Keep It Together While High on Cold Medicine [COMIC]
You will need to know this at some point over the next couple of months, so listen up.
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How to Create the Most Popular Webcomic Ever [COMIC]
... using the least amount of research possible.
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How To Describe Food So It Doesn't Sound Gross [COMIC]
Try not to read the typos phonetically.
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How to Learn About Other People's Interests [COMIC]
Even when they're really embarassing.
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How to Make the Most of Working The Early Shift [COMIC]
The early bird catches the worm, and screws up his files.
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How to Deal With Things You Hate for No Reason [COMIC]
Be reasonable ... unless it's John Cougar Mellencamp, who is undoubtedly that spawn of satan.
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How to Really Solve The Problem of Teen Pregnancy [COMIC]
It's much simpler than you think.
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How to Refer to Someone's Life-Partner [COMIC]
There really is no non-awkard word for that.
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How to Improve Your Day By Ruining Someone Else's [COMIC]
Misery loves company, but then it usually starts feeling pretty good about itself soon after it finds some.
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How to Come Up With an Awesome Band Name [COMIC]
Don't get distracted by learning to play music.
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How to Insult a Large Subset of the Human Race [COMIC]
Just be natural.
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How To 'Bring It' [COMIC]
Or just don't use phrases like 'bring it.' Your call.
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How To Ruin Your Childhood Memories [COMIC]
Don't think about it too much.
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