Hello, My name is Scott Meyer, and I am the creator of Basic Instructions, ... the wordiest comic strip on planet Earth.
The Smartphone Owner's Paradox [COMIC] Sometimes you can love your smart phone too much. Authors By Scott Meyer Published July 16, 2011
How to Act When You Meet a Celebrity [COMIC] You're probably going to act like an asshole when you meet them. Just go wtih it. Authors By Scott Meyer Published June 02, 2011
How to Be a Good Husband During 'Lady Times' [COMIC] It's our duty as men. Authors By Scott Meyer Published May 14, 2011
When HD TVs Are Too HD [COMIC] Some shows weren't meant to be seen in HD, at which point they look like Mexican Soap Operas. Authors By Scott Meyer Published April 07, 2011
How to Understand Stieg Larsson's Millennium Trilogy [COMIC] Authors By Scott Meyer Published March 22, 2011
Straight Guy's Guide to Being Friends With Hot Women [COMIC] Bragging about your stamina is a bad idea, it turns out. Authors By Scott Meyer Published March 16, 2011
How to Compose a 'Tweet' [COMIC] Brevity is the soul of sounding like an asshole. Authors By Scott Meyer Published March 03, 2011
How to Combine Two Wrongs to Make a Profit [COMIC] Synergy is more commonly known as an energy drink from Holland. Authors By Scott Meyer Published February 25, 2011
How to Dream Of What Might Have Been [COMIC] You've got to be realistic. When it's someone else's fantasy ... Authors By Scott Meyer Published February 20, 2011
How to Evaluate a Stupid News Story [COMIC] Remember when we cared about such ridiculous stuff ... last month? Authors By Scott Meyer Published February 08, 2011
How to Serve Slightly Chilled Revenge [COMIC] Revenge is best served cold. But this will do. Authors By Scott Meyer Published February 05, 2011
How to Take 15 Minutes to Make One Simple Decision [COMIC] One of the most difficult things in the world to do. Authors By Scott Meyer Published February 01, 2011
How to Build the Most Exciting Amusement Park Ever [COMIC] Authors By Scott Meyer Published January 25, 2011
How to Tell If She's Into You Or High On Cough Syrup [COMIC] Beyond rifling through her purse while smellinng her breath. Authors By Scott Meyer Published January 20, 2011
How to Play 'Who Would Win?' [COMIC] It's a game as old and retarded as time ... Authors By Scott Meyer Published January 06, 2011
How to Answer the Question 'What's Bothering You?' [COMIC] Ways that don't end in your arrest. Authors By Scott Meyer Published January 05, 2011
