Chris Bucholz is a Cracked columnist and your favorite comedy writer. He first rose to prominence in 1984 when he was pulled on stage to dance during a Bruce Springsteen music video. He has since done many other things.
My friend and I ordered a pepperoni classic today and when it arrived we found it to be incredibly chewy. Like it was made out of condoms. Was it made out of condoms?
Combining a scripted drama with the cheap economics of a reality show, it appears NBC is going to be offering reality show contestants an opportunity to star briefly in the show, provided they\'re willing to get murdered on air.
There are a little less than three weeks left in this decade, the so far awesomest decade of the 21st century. But bizarrely, no one seems to have settled on a name for it yet. A handful of contenders have vied for the honor, all of which, I can calmly state, are 10 times worse than a turd burrito.
I am not a closet Twilight fan, nor a hardcore vampire movie junkie, nor even a simple moron. Rest assured, I was there entirely unwillingly, sent on an assignment to observe the burgeoning Twilight culture in it\'s rawest element: outside a suburban movie theater.
Hi, I\'m Nicolas Cage! I\'m an Oscar winning actor (!!!) and the star of all your favorite movies! I\'m here to give you all the investment advice you\'ll need to become famous!
I compiled a list of the most common advice out there, and then using the secret powers of four cups of coffee, I flipped them on their heads to come up with a list of advice sure to land anyone a job, even losers.
Apocalyptic warnings have always been attractive to a certain type of person--ones without jobs primarily--and now that a lot more people are underemployed, excitement is building about a world where calamity has wiped our debts clean, along with our neighborhoods and neighbors.
Lifehacking has been one of about three hundred rages that’s swept over the Internet in recent years, but as it had nothing to do with adorable animals or fecalphilia, it\’s likely the average Cracked reader has overlooked it. Well, now\'s the time to raise your sights you abominations, and check this out.
The most preposterous methods of transport I could find. It turns out that many of these are hilarious even independent of their ability to endanger children.
This past week, while examining a section of sky near Gemini for the rest of an anecdote about an alien farmer\’s daughter, I came across an anomalous signal. Fairly quickly I determined it to be human in origin and, as it was unencrypted, I was able to reassemble its meaning without too much difficulty. The signal I was receiving was the journal o
I decided to apply my powerful brain to the problem, and find out what Windows 7 would mean for you, the average user. With only pre release versions and betas available for download, to get a copy of the actual release version, I had to turn to eBay
Once activated the software would comb my list of friends, their lists of friends and so on, computing a list of attributes that all my accidental friends possessed. If I had a significant number of friends with a given attribute, the algorithm would then output that I myself have the same attribute.
