Farrell Timlake

I used the earnestly earned proceeds of my life in amateur porn where I spent many hard days at the orifice in order to have bread so I could follow the Grateful Dead. Then, one fine day I borrowed money from my Momma to buy a company called Homegrown Video which specialized in the cataloging and survey of human sexuality around the world. One thing led to another and I found myself working on a movie called "Orgazmo" with Matt Stone and Trey Parker. This afforded me the opportunity to become the subject of a Cracked.com article* which I know Momma would be proud of ...if she was around... and not busy shaking martinis for the Devil for helping her son buy a porn biz.


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