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17 Famous Movies if the Stars Were Calling the Shots

What some famous movies might look like today if the actors who starred in, or were supposed to star in them had gotten their way.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: August 05, 2012

16 Deleted Scenes That Would Make You Root for the Villain

Directors make cuts for time or clarity ... or sometimes just to make sure you're pulling for the right guy.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: August 04, 2012

21 Cartoon Characters That Would Be Terrifying in Real Life

Cartoon characters may be all cute and cuddly, but once they make that jump into reality, they're the stuff nightmares are made of.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: August 01, 2012

24 Rejected Olympic Events We'd Be Great At

The Olympics are great for wasting time while sleeping off a hangover on the couch, but we've always found the over-achieving athletes hard to identify with. We asked you to create some events that even the profoundly lazy could get in on.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: July 30, 2012

14 Reality Shows from Before the Invention of TV

As much as we'd like to deny it, reality television is the most depressingly honest barometer of a society since the Romans were thumbs-downing Gladiators.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: July 29, 2012

13 Famous Musicians (If They Were Still Around)

Our most ingenious musicians have an almost mandatory expiration date to their lives, or at least the prime of their creative abilities. We asked you to show us what some of our favorite musicians of classic pop music might be up to today if they hadn't bowed out early.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: July 27, 2012

15 Unseen Support Staffs Behind Superheroes

Even superheroes need a little help sometimes. We asked you to show us what their staffers exactly do for them.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: July 25, 2012

23 Website Warning Labels That Ought to Exist

We all know that the Internet is a dangerous place. We asked you to show us the labels that should be legally attached to our favorite websites.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: July 23, 2012

15 Monuments Someone Needs to Build

These days, people raise money for ridiculous monuments. We asked you to show us the ones that actually deserve it.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: July 22, 2012

17 Ways You'd Abuse Video Game Powers in Real Life

As many a genie movie has taught us, you should be careful what you wish for. The powers that we implicitly wish for every day while playing video games might go even less smoothly.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: July 21, 2012

17 Rejected 'Dark Knight Rises' Plot Twists

With all the hype behind the movie coming out, there's even more hype for what was left on the cutting room floor.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: July 20, 2012

If Movie Titles Were Taken Literally

This is what a Hollywood without movie trailers and posters would look like.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: July 18, 2012

If Video Game Characters Got The Deaths They Deserve

Let's face it: As much as we love video game characters, we've all been so frustrated to the point that we wished them violent harm. We asked you to show us what that looked like.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: July 16, 2012

The 13 Hardest Situations to Talk Your Way Out Of

Sometimes you find yourself in a situation that you can easily bullshit your way out of. Other situations, well, as you'll see, aren't so easy.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: July 14, 2012

23 Awkward Moments From the Lives of Supernatural Beings

We have at least one awkward moment a day, but those are easily recovered from. But what about slip-ups on a supernatural level?

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: July 13, 2012

23 Movie Plots Easily Solved by Everyday Technology

A lot of movies could've been solved with simple solutions. We asked our readers to show us what the genius' in the movies couldn't come up with.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: July 11, 2012

If Video Game Adaptations of Movies Didn't Suck

What should be a golden opportunity to highlight all the things games do better than less interactive media has more often been an excuse to rush something out before a movie's out of theaters. We show you why it doesn't have to be that way.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: July 09, 2012

20 Prequels Too Awesome to Exist

In the wake of the general disappointment in 'Prometheus' we got to wondering what prequels Hollywood could make that wouldn't end with fan boys singing about their childhood being raped. We asked you to imagine them for us.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: July 08, 2012

What 14 Corporations Would Look Like in Human Form

If you thought some companies were ugly already, well, then prepare to toss your cookies.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: July 07, 2012

American History as Misunderstood by a 5-Year-Old

Sometimes the innocence of a child is more awesome than anything history can throw at us.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: July 04, 2012

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