It's ridiculous to pretend that Alfred could run point on Bruce Wayne's highly complicated public and private lives, but at least the Batman universe acknowledges that he's getting help. We asked you to show us the little people that superheroes don't want you to know helped them save the day. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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