Children are stupid. It's not their fault, but neither is their inferiority at pick-up basketball, and that doesn't stop us from ridiculing them every time we block their shot. With this in mind, we asked you to depict some of American history's most significant events as they would be understood by a 5-year-old child. We offered $50 to the winner, and the prize-winning entry is below. But first, the runners-up ...

Entry by beekie321

NO QUARTERING SOLDIERS IN YoUr HOUSE! o0o OOO 0 CRACKEDCOMT

Entry by kerbinsour

American History as Misunderstood by a 5-Year-Old

Entry by beekie321

American History as Misunderstood by a 5-Year-Old

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There are FOUR contests for you to choose from, the three standard photoplasties, and a fourth that requires a little writing. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all four and quadruple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.

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