In the wake of the general disappointment in Prometheus we got to wondering what prequels Hollywood could make that wouldn't end with fan boys singing about their childhood being raped. We asked you to imagine them for us. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by Narlus

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Entry by luvthecubs

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Entry by HT_Miser

Twelve naughty, one nice The odds are stacked against Little Johnny Mcclane That's just the way he likes it. BRUCEWILLIS DIE HARD FIRST CHRISTMAS COMI

Entry by Agent Spiff

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