Pauli Poisuo
Columnist, writer, general squeaky cog in the Cracked machine. Just pronounce it the way you want. I'm not your dad, I can't tell you what to do.
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5 Newsworthy D-Bags Who Got Smacked Down By Karma
Let's face it, we all have a long week ahead of us and could probably do with a little cathartic schadenfreude to kick it off.
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I Own A Bike Instead Of A Car: 5 Reasons Everyone Hates Me
Prepare to just perpetually smell like soggy butt all the time.
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5 Long Term Frauds That We Should've Noticed WAYYY Earlier
Despite our seemingly impenetrable knowledge of how to catch cheats, the most ridiculous scams often go undetected for a ludicrously long time.
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5 Criminals With The Worst Luck In The Entire World
Some days, the universe gets high and randomly decides to turn reality into a 1980s action flick.
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5 Pieces Of Good News About The Recent Surge Of Nazis
Modern Nazis won't be goose-stepping across the country in groups of millions in the foreseeable future.
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5 Sex Toys Made By People Who Have Clearly Never Had Sex
Obligatory disclaimer: The following article is NSFW as balls.
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5 Real Space Experiments That Are Clearly Horror Movie Plots
Space might think of itself as a final frontier, but for boundless human ingenuity, it's just another hurdle to insanity-scream our way over.
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5 Laws Foreign Countries Got Right (That We Need In America)
While we here at Cracked are not particularly fond of laws, there are some we absolutely should steal from other countries.
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5 Ways People Try To Fool Surveillance That Look Ridiculous
No one likes to be spied on, whether it's by a nosy neighbor or The Man. But this stuff is just ridiculous.
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5 Popular Brands That Crapped Out Insane Failures
It's as if these companies just mashed up a bunch of concepts some 59-year-old Marketing Manager half-remembered the kids being into these days.
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5 Creepy As Heck Murders That Remain Unsolved To This Day
It's time to take a stab at solving these mofos like a boss.
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5 True Stories That Put Every Horror Movie To Shame
Turns out Hollywood still can't hold a candle to good, old-fashioned reality.
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5 Absurd As Seen On TV Products (That Are Secretly Useful)
Some products aren't really designed stupidly -- sometimes they're simply victims of user error.
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5 Times The Answer To 'What Could Go Wrong?' Was Obvious
It's pretty hard to read these stories and wonder how anyone involved didn't see the end result coming a mile away.
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5 Gross Products For Your Nether Hygiene
It's like the manufacturers just came up with the stupidest idea they could and then expected people to slather it all over their genitals.
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6 Amazing Stories Of Celebrities Getting Petty Revenge
When people become famous, they don't all of the sudden lose the ability to hold petty grudges.
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6 Normal Products MAN-ified For No F*cking Reason
When it comes to gratuitous stereotyping, commercialism provides an endless source of examples.
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5 Creepy Abandoned Places That'd Make Perfect Villain Lairs
As one of Cracked's foremost experts on budget villainy, I've compiled a handy list of badass abandoned structures you can pretty much just walk into and claim as your own.
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5 Pro Athletes Who Are Hilariously Bad At Sports
It's one thing to be bad at sports. It's completely another to be bad at sports, yet somehow end up competing at the top level of said sport.
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Super Creepy Sex Toys For Super Creepy People
WARNING: What's about to come is painfully NSFW.
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